judging duck is judging.

(Source: tibets)

thermal farts. because reasons.

copyranter:

Good morning. Here’s a thermal fart.

this exists, AND YET I DO NOT HAVE IT. NOT. FAIR.

laughterkey:

chuckgivens:

You guys, this exists…and it’s delicious. (at Food Lion)

Paging Houckaholic.

me, today.

thecodinglove:

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she sure has a HAMfull there, doesn’t she.

ok. I’ll show myself out.

sarcasmically:

lap ham. she insists.

so much awesome here.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Brave Little Toaster tattoo by Mindy Stewart at Olde Tyme Tattoo in Titusville FL. Facebook.com/TattoosbyMindyStewart Instagram:MindyXIII

this sums up my method of thought pretty well.

jakefogelnest:

I just spent the past 30 minutes doing this on Twitter with someone I’ve never met. I had a great time. 

the response to my children’s questions 98% of the time.

(Source: pluvialmetropolis)

and again, I must say: GOD. DAMN. HIPSTERS.

Swanson Knows Best

(Source: broriarty)