There will be times in your life- are you listening? This is important.
There will be times in your life when it will seem too much. It doesn’t matter what. It could be the city you live in, the country, the synthetic pesticides. It could be a breakup that leaves you hollow and gasping, scraping your fingertips bloody scrabbling for some meaning. It could be midday traffic, aspartame, Al Qaeda. But it will weigh you down. It will bend you double and do its best to break you.
All you need is this. No magic amulet. No oiled submachine gun. No holy fire.
Just this.
Whenever you find yourself with tears swelling pregnant and weighty upon your soft, raw eyelids, all you need is smiling Danny Trejo and his alighting dove.
Which is love.
All you need is love.
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Jesus Christ I’ve never wanted to have sex with a food product so badly in my life.
Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
(Source: hammerito)
St. Surest was smart.
I used to read Dr. Seuss to my senior year AP English class during “free reading” time.
true story.
(Source: foxxypants)
